“What a great day to be alive!” I say to myself as I get into my car and fire the engine. As I begin to drive, I roll down the window and crank some tunes and think “What a great day for an aimless drive”. Today, not even the dreadful prices of crude can bring me down. In fact, it seems as though, nothing can bring me down. That is, until I enter the freeway. Speeding along at a steady rate of speed, I suddenly see a bright red beast in front of me. His name appears to be ford. (Escort to be more exact). It seems this guy has forgot or perhaps never learned that the pass lane is the fast lane and the fast lane is the pass lane! Should I slam into his rear bumper?! Or perhaps enforce my horn-a-tude upon this lad? I take a deep breath, breathe in the fresh afternoon air and realize it’s not worth the hassle. I begin to laugh as I think of the stupidity of road rage. A moment later, Mr. Escort seems to realize either his mistake or me behind him and kindly pulls to the right lane. Ahh yes! “Victory at last!” I think to myself as I drive off into the sunset.
Cheers to all!
Nick
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